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About Me Member Procrastinator Melissa16/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Melissa looks like a mermaid.

Sun Jul 6, 2008, 11:03 PM
  • Listening to: Carry On My Wayword Son - Kansas
  • Reading: Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows
  • Watching: My dog spazz in his sleep
  • Eating: Furikake
  • Drinking: Soymilk
Just a warning -- Some of the stuff below is uhm... how do I put it? Slightly inappropriate. Slightly. By slightly, of course, I mean very.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Melissa needs to take a break. (Yay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Melissa looks like mermaid. (...I do?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Melissa says : Fireman Suck! (O_O)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex. (Haha.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Melissa does 100 lawyers. (HOLY &#$@! Contradiction, much?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Melissa hates you on Flickr. (Who's you?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Melissa asks Leo to prom.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Melissa goes nuts.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Did they eat it? Melissa likes it, everyone else gags.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Melissa eats the pubic hair. (WTF!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Melissa wears her gift pictures from from reunions. (Huh?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Melissa arrested for getting naked on Yahoo! video. (X_X First the lawyers, then the pubic hair, now this?!)

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  • Current Residence: YOUR MOM
  • Interests: Drawing, writing, photography, Asian horror, Music, Piano
  • Favourite movie: Requiem 4 a Dream,Fight Club,Audition,28 Wks Later,Resident Evil,Equilibrium,Sweeney T, The Crow
  • Favourite band or musician: Alice In Chains, 30 Seconds To Mars, Fear Before, System of a Down, Union Underground, & lots mo
  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial Metal
  • Favourite artist: Phil Hansen
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hubert Selby Jr., Margaret Weis
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Shell of choice: Uhhhh... *long silence* Oysters?
  • Wallpaper of choice: A grass covered hill with gray skies above. A banana tree is seen in the distance. *daydreams*
  • Favourite game: Probably Age Of Empires or The Sims or something...
  • Favourite gaming platform: *nods mumbles and pretends to know what that means without answering*
  • Favourite cartoon character: Robin or Zorro from One Piece
  • Personal Quote: "Psychologists are for pussies. I have music." ~Matt Watcher
  • Tools of the Trade: I like hammers. And swords. Shiny swords.

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend

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Woodwinds Kick Brass.
:icontechquo:
Thanks for the fav on "Dracula's Abbey"! :)

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Victims; aren't we all?
:iconjudgeofdeath:
Thanks for the fave :)
:iconcolorlesseyes:
your welcome for the fav. i really liked your idea of cutting up \"infinite\" and rearranging the pieces.
:iconmetalluz:
thanks again *

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Don't let your outrage for injustice end where your selfishness begins.
:icontechquo:
Thanks for the favs! :)

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:spidey: :mwahaha: :wave: :D :bow: :clap: :steaming:
Victims; aren't we all?
:iconmetalluz:
thanks again

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Don't let your outrage for injustice end where your selfishness begins.

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