Just a warning -- Some of the stuff below is uhm... how do I put it? Slightly inappropriate. Slightly. By slightly, of course, I mean very.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Melissa needs to take a break. (Yay!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Melissa looks like mermaid. (...I do?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Melissa says : Fireman Suck! (O_O)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: What Melissa wants, of course, is everything but sex. (Haha.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Melissa does 100 lawyers. (HOLY &#$@! Contradiction, much?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Melissa hates you on Flickr. (Who's you?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Melissa asks Leo to prom.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Melissa goes nuts.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Did they eat it? Melissa likes it, everyone else gags.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Melissa eats the pubic hair. (WTF!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Melissa wears her gift pictures from from reunions. (Huh?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Melissa arrested for getting naked on Yahoo! video. (X_X First the lawyers, then the pubic hair, now this?!)